so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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