problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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