Got a toothbrush?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
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I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Come on in and take your pants off
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