it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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