You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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