Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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