the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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