genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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