im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Damn victory sex feels great
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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