Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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