I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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