whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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