Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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