why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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