Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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