I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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