we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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