dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i just had sex bonerless
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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