just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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