If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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