I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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