If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
