scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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