I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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