So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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