Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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