guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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