ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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