Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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