she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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