I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize