i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Vodka?
Forever.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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