Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
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Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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