3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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