no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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