Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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