so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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