i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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