sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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