I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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