I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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