I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Someone came in the potted fern
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
