I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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