Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
