just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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