Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
