i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Every concussion has its silver lining
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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