When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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