C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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