There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Your penis caused this!
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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