and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I think a kid would responsible me up
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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