i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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