hell yes lets make some ravioli
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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