some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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