i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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