Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I wear drunk well.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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